Oooo, a Manc copper. How sweet, makes me think of home.
I know my tentative "boss" volunteered us already, but I doubt he gave full credit to my talents and knowledge, so I'm here to give you the run-down myself.
Let me say first that I am ex-IRA, but I bear the British police force no ill will, so we can get along fine as long as you're not a bastard. I am good with weapons of all sorts, especially firearms, and am more than passable at hand-to-hand combat. If necessary, I can whip up a batch of weapons-grade C4 in the kitchen in an hour, and I can defuse pretty much anything that can be defused.
Also, I can hear people's thoughts and can set things on fire with my mind. :)
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I know my tentative "boss" volunteered us already, but I doubt he gave full credit to my talents and knowledge, so I'm here to give you the run-down myself.
Let me say first that I am ex-IRA, but I bear the British police force no ill will, so we can get along fine as long as you're not a bastard. I am good with weapons of all sorts, especially firearms, and am more than passable at hand-to-hand combat. If necessary, I can whip up a batch of weapons-grade C4 in the kitchen in an hour, and I can defuse pretty much anything that can be defused.
Also, I can hear people's thoughts and can set things on fire with my mind. :)
Think you can handle that?