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Things That've Gone Horribly Wrong So Far

  • I've managed to, through some remarkable act of brilliance, stumble through a rift in time and space whilst chasing down yet another pimple on the arse of humanity.
  • I can't go back.
  • Given that my entire department has the average competence level of a three year-old on a sugar rush, the bastard I was chasing may just go uncaught.
  • It's 2008, which makes this 35 years in my future, and no one's even got a flying car.
  • Also, I'm in America, where my badge does about as much good as condoms for a nun. ...make that an ugly nun. I've heard stories.
  • The beer around here tastes like frozen horse piss.
  • I've found out I TURN INTO A LION. I'm just waiting for someone to scratch my head and call me a nice puss.
  • Oh, and there are angels and demons and god knows what else everywhere. Can't forget that.
  • I'm quite possibly mad, and somewhere in Manchester, they've got me sitting in a nice rubber room while Tyler makes that V. Serious Face of his and pretends to pity me and acts like he's not a bigger nutter than an entire bleeding asylum put together.
  • If this is real, Tyler is not actually a bigger nutter than an entire bleeding asylum put together.


The Not-So-Bad Bits

  • With Raymondo and -- god help me for saying it -- Tyler around, CID might actually stand a chance. Might. As long as they get someone not from Hyde to run the place in my absence.
  • I CAN TURN INTO A BLOODY LION.
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