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Things That've Gone Horribly Wrong So Far

  • I've managed to, through some remarkable act of brilliance, stumble through a rift in time and space whilst chasing down yet another pimple on the arse of humanity.
  • I can't go back.
  • Given that my entire department has the average competence level of a three year-old on a sugar rush, the bastard I was chasing may just go uncaught.
  • It's 2008, which makes this 35 years in my future, and no one's even got a flying car.
  • Also, I'm in America, where my badge does about as much good as condoms for a nun. ...make that an ugly nun. I've heard stories.
  • The beer around here tastes like frozen horse piss.
  • I've found out I TURN INTO A LION. I'm just waiting for someone to scratch my head and call me a nice puss.
  • Oh, and there are angels and demons and god knows what else everywhere. Can't forget that.
  • I'm quite possibly mad, and somewhere in Manchester, they've got me sitting in a nice rubber room while Tyler makes that V. Serious Face of his and pretends to pity me and acts like he's not a bigger nutter than an entire bleeding asylum put together.
  • If this is real, Tyler is not actually a bigger nutter than an entire bleeding asylum put together.

The Not-So-Bad Bits

  • With Raymondo and -- god help me for saying it -- Tyler around, CID might actually stand a chance. Might. As long as they get someone not from Hyde to run the place in my absence.

Date: 2008-02-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You can turn into a lion?

...fucking cool.

Date: 2008-02-11 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Awww, but why not? I'm sure you're an adorable kitty.

Date: 2008-02-11 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah, yeah, I'll believe you'll eat me when I see it.

Also, I could probably kick your ass, even if you're a lion.

Date: 2008-02-10 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
A lion?!


Lot better than a kitten.

Date: 2008-02-10 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wow, and here I thought Des was making shite up. You really can turn into a lion? Goddamn, that's kind of brilliant.

Date: 2008-02-11 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
'course it does. I mean, what else is there to do but lurk around and hear things? At least, that's what I've picked up out of this place so far.

Date: 2008-02-10 10:48 pm (UTC)
narrated: (cute)
From: [personal profile] narrated
You're bloody brilliant! Haven't laughed this hard all day. Condoms for a nun?

Who knew the grouchy lion could be a regular comedian?

If you need anything, you know where to find me.

Date: 2008-02-11 02:08 am (UTC)
narrated: (intrigued)
From: [personal profile] narrated
Well, there are a lot of bars in Chicago...

Date: 2008-02-11 02:20 am (UTC)
narrated: (tell me more)
From: [personal profile] narrated
Yes, exactly.

I have no idea which one tho. I have been here for five months, but most of it was spent down here. It's why I need out. I, also, have money, which you'll probably need to purchase that beer once you've found it.

Date: 2008-02-11 05:03 am (UTC)
narrated: (smile for you)
From: [personal profile] narrated
Might as well.

It's not like it's my money. Brando won't care.

Date: 2008-02-11 05:12 am (UTC)
narrated: (how it isa)
From: [personal profile] narrated
Tomorrow night. 7:30.

Meet you in the lobby, near the elevators.


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